The wife sent me a survey to get my writing juices flowing. Sure, I'll bite. I haven't written in a while anyways.
three names you go by
1. Bryan
2. Dude
3. Slave
three parts of your heritage
1. German
2. Menonite
3. #1 + #2 = I'm really stubborn
three things that scare you
1. deep water
2. demonic overtones
3. being forgotten
three of your everyday essentials
1. massive amounts of caffeine
2. marital favors ;)
3. Daily Show with Jon Stewart
three things you are wearing right now
1. wedding ring
2. Steve Madden skater shoes
3. 37" length Lucky pants. The only brand that fits a 6'5" dude.
three favorite musical artists
1. Buddha Bar (not really an artist. more of a collection)
2. Fatboy Slim
3. Tribe Called Quest
three favorite songs
1. Move Your Feet - Junior Senior
2. Nuthin' but a "G" Thang - Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg
3. Sister - Nixons
three things you want in a relationship
1. sex
2. common sense
3. unconditional support
two truths and a lie
1. i am smarter than you
2. i own the Transformers: The Movie soundtrack
3. i love shopping for clothes
three physical things about the opposite sex that appeal to you
1. tight waist
2. big boobs
3. that ever-so-sexy Y XX chromosome
three of your favorite hobbies
1. is sex a hobby?
2. Halo
3. taking naps
three things you want to do really badly right now
1. my wife (I want to do her. Get it? ba dum dum)
2. smoke a cigarette
3. take a nap (in that order)
three places you want to go on vacation
1. SoBe
2. anywhere in Europe
3. New Zealand
three things you want to do before you die
I've done everything I've wanted in life, i.e. I could die without regret. Everything from here on out is just a bonus.
three ways that you are a stereotypically a chick/dude
1. I fart a lot
2. I like to spit
3. I MUST "check out" any hot girl within a hundred yards.
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