Fishtank of Death

May 13. 2005 02:55 7 comments Category:

I've had a fishtank as long as I can remember. I think my parents were trying to teach me responsibility. Yeah right. All it taught me way that death is inevitable. Unless you're a sucker fish (more below).

I've been having problems with my 46" bowfront tank ever since I moved into my new house. At first it was cheap Home Depot gravel clouding the water. Then it was algae. LOTS of algae. And not just simple "green stuff on the glass", but "clouding the tank so bad you can't see 2 inches" algae. I've done a couple of 3/4 water changes, but it would be back in a few days. Water tests didn't help me diagnose the problem. So I went with a FULL water change - risky, and almost certain death. Poor fish never had a chance. Goodbye fish #185 - #188. I barely knew ya.

Put that damn sucker fish... He won't die! I've had him for about 7 years, and he's seen it all. Oscars, pacu, ciclids, you name it. He even lived in a paint bucket for a month when I was transitioning to my new house.

Sarah says I should retire the fishtank. "You're too old for a fishtank". Whatever. We've been through a lot, Mr. Suckerfish and I. He's lived in 5 different homes. He's seen people in my life come and go. I've known him longer than a lot of my friends. Some people are responsible for so much more. I've got a fish. And as long as that sucker fish is alive, I'm going to take care of him.

On a side note: It's weird to see yourself on someone's daily reads. It makes me a little self-concious because I write so little. And about stuff so... blah. I'll try and take it up a notch. The next post will be about something more important than fish. Unless the Mr. Sucker dies.
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10/6/2007 7:18:40 AM

evan

man, those sucker fish are resiliant little guys. I had a fish tank in college, full of black noirs, big gold fish, and those bug-eyed goldfish. Same thing happened, everythingh died except that guy. I woke up a couple mornings to find slices of pizza, socks and grapes in that tank (alcoholic roomates), and he didn't mind it at all. i finally just gave the guy away.

but the algae thing, i had the same problem. solution: keep the tank away from direct sunlight, or that stuff grows like a weed.

evan

10/6/2007 7:18:40 AM

Sass

Do you know about this?

www.geekradio.com ?

Sass

10/6/2007 7:18:40 AM

Bryan Peters

Sass: Is that a haiku?

chancelb: Sorry, I'm out sick right now.  And there's nothing worse than trying to write when your brain is clouded by dextromethorphan and pseudoephedrine.  As soon as the cloud parts...

Bryan Peters

10/6/2007 7:18:40 AM

chancelb

UrbanDude,
we needs some updates from you.  nothing geeky, just an update.  i know you are busy counting the days to Mr. & Mrs. Smith.  I pathetically check your blog every day right after i stalk Sarah's blog, so I need an update. ok.

chancelb

10/6/2007 7:18:40 AM

Sass

sucker fish
lived in a paint bucket
seen it all


Now THAT is tragic

Sass

10/6/2007 7:18:40 AM

Chevy

sorry baby.  i too will miss julio, juan, trixie and buddy.  
remember that one time when julio and juan did that one thing?  that was so funny.

good times, good times.

Chevy

10/6/2007 7:18:40 AM

Fefa

O, wet pets, never have I yet been so fortunate to get companions such as you. Unlike my cats,

you do not scratch, nor prey on small fowl, nor at midnight yowl. You may not purr

nor warm my knees, but it's for sure you know how to please. You are quiet as the fog; not so for

my dog. He jumps and will drool, and acts much the fool. You may not fetch, nor happily greet me,

but it's not a stretch to say that you love me. You are beauty in motion, and freedom in form; your

life's but an ocean and mine to death foresworn. But never was I alone, so long as you fish

were in my home.  O, to my fish, you will forever be missed.

Fefa

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